Not Just Your Garden-Variety Neurotic Smartass.

Send Cyanide.

I am roughly an hour and a half late for a Labor Day luncheon at my mom’s because I am waiting for my daughter’s boyfriend, so if you could please fax me some of your best benzos and a bottle of Patron, that would be great.

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